Significant improvements to

@grok video generation and companions
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DogeDesigner
@cb_doge

The Grok app just got better!

📲 The latest version (v1.1.42) is now on the AppStore. ✨ Upgraded Imagine feature Update now!

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $4,203.84

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$4,209.45
+5.61 (+0.13%)
5 min
$4,205.23
+1.39 (+0.03%)
10 min
$4,206.63
+2.79 (+0.07%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.24

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.241260
+0.001 (+0.55%)
5 min
$0.240920
+0.0₃969 (+0.40%)
10 min
$0.240930
+0.0₃98 (+0.41%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.007844
+0.0₄33 (+0.42%)
5 min
$0.007849
+0.0₄379 (+0.49%)
10 min
$0.007843
+0.0₄319 (+0.41%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest Grok update triggered the usual crypto Pavlovian response, though this time the dogs barely barked. ETH saw a fleeting 0.13% spike in the first minute, then fizzled to 0.07% over ten minutes: textbook "buy the rumor, sell the news" behavior. DOGE and GORK wobbled between 0.4% and 0.55%, as if unsure whether to celebrate or nap. Compared to past Grok announcements, this was a snooze fest. Historical posts with 55-63% similarity scores drove ETH moves up to 0.51%, while GORK once jumped 1.95%—today’s action feels like watching paint dry on a Tesla Cybertruck. Nothing says "market efficiency" like algorithms trading based on emoji-laden app update announcements. The only thing evolving faster than Grok’s video generation is the market’s ability to ignore it.

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