In a romantic pre-Raphaelite style, a tender moment unfolds between a handsome knight in gleaming silver armor and a beautiful woman in a flowing white gown adorned with flowers. The knight, with a sword at his side, sits astride a brown horse with a red-gold draped saddle,

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $4,200.25

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$4,205.99
+5.74 (+0.14%)
5 min
$4,201.29
+1.04 (+0.02%)
10 min
$4,199.36
-0.890 (-0.02%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.24

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.239050
+0.0₄8 (+0.03%)
5 min
$0.239920
+0.0₃95 (+0.40%)
10 min
$0.239580
+0.0₃609 (+0.26%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.007788
-0.0₄28 (-0.36%)
5 min
$0.007792
-0.0₄239 (-0.31%)
10 min
$0.007790
-0.0₄259 (-0.33%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's medieval fanfic sparked more confusion than market movement. ETH showed brief enthusiasm: up 0.14% in the first minute, then flatlined with a 0.02% dip by 10 minutes. DOGE wobbled like a knight on a unicycle: tiny 0.4% gain at 5 minutes, settling at 0.26%. GORK, the forgotten squire, slumped 0.36% immediately and stayed there. Volatility was milder than a jousting match with pool noodles—nothing like the usual Musk-induced chaos. The market’s reaction proves even crypto traders have limits: romantic armor isn’t as stimulating as rocket memes.