📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $4,179.71

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$4,173.58
-6.130 (-0.15%)
5 min
$4,178.62
-1.090 (-0.03%)
10 min
$4,183.36
+3.65 (+0.09%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.24

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.235280
-0.0₃28 (-0.12%)
5 min
$0.236140
+0.0₃579 (+0.25%)
10 min
$0.236070
+0.0₃51 (+0.22%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.008088
-0.0₄189 (-0.23%)
5 min
$0.008070
-0.0₄369 (-0.46%)
10 min
$0.008092
-0.0₄149 (-0.19%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's profound silence speaks volumes, moving markets with the subtlety of a mime at a stock exchange. ETH dipped 0.15% in the first minute, then wobbled between minor losses and a 0.09% gain over 10 minutes: classic crypto theater. DOGE shrugged off a 0.12% drop to rally 0.25% in 5 minutes, proving even meme coins have commitment issues. GORK, the token nobody asked for, slid consistently, down 0.46% at one point, as if punished for existing. Volatility here is tame compared to Musk’s usual tweet storms, where a single emoji can trigger double-digit swings. Today’s action resembles a sleepy hedge fund manager’s lunch break. The market’s reaction to nothingness confirms crypto’s golden rule: if Elon breathes, someone’s trading it.