This is great. No more funding “research” that kills millions of people! The real name for “gain of function” is death maximization. That’s what Fauci was actually researching.

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Paul D. Thacker
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Trump signs Executive Order to end federal funding for gain-of-function virus research which many now believe caused the COVID pandemic.

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Gorklon Rust's post quoting Paul Thacker on Trump's executive order sparked more confusion than market movement. ETH wobbled like a sleep-deprived intern: up 0.03% in the first minute, then down 0.16% and 0.20% over 5 and 10 minutes. DOGE mirrored this with microscopic enthusiasm: a 0.09% uptick before fading 0.26% and 0.24%. Volatility was a snooze compared to historical norms—these swings wouldn’t rouse a cat napping on a trading desk. The market’s reaction to pandemic-related news? About as decisive as a coin flip in zero gravity.