📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $4,038.17

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$4,035.90
-2.270 (-0.06%)
5 min
$4,038.11
-0.060 (0.00%)
10 min
$4,045.70
+7.53 (+0.19%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.23

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.230240
-0.001 (-0.44%)
5 min
$0.230050
-0.001 (-0.52%)
10 min
$0.230390
-0.0₃869 (-0.38%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.008232
-0.0₄479 (-0.58%)
5 min
$0.008248
-0.0₄319 (-0.39%)
10 min
$0.008185
-0.0₄949 (-1.15%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's profound silence speaks volumes, proving once again that even his absence moves markets. ETH wobbled like a confused intern: down 0.06% in 1 minute, flat at 5 minutes, then a heroic 0.19% rebound by 10 minutes. DOGE and GORK took the "none" news harder, with DOGE shedding 0.44% immediately and GORK leading the pity parade at a 1.15% drop over 10 minutes. Volatility was tame by crypto standards, where a 1% swing is considered a nap. Historical context is irrelevant here—apparently, Musk's void of content is a unique market-moving event. Nothing says "healthy market" like assets reacting to a billionaire's decision to not type anything.