📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $3,713.35

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$3,717.48
+4.13 (+0.11%)
5 min
$3,720.18
+6.83 (+0.18%)
10 min
$3,720.40
+7.05 (+0.19%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.21

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.206220
+0.0₃179 (+0.09%)
5 min
$0.206380
+0.0₃34 (+0.17%)
10 min
$0.206540
+0.0₃5 (+0.24%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.006828
+0.0₅8 (+0.12%)
5 min
$0.006778
-0.0₄419 (-0.62%)
10 min
$0.006784
-0.0₄359 (-0.53%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's silence speaks louder than his tweets, sparking a crypto ripple so subtle you'd miss it blinking. ETH inched up 0.11% in the first minute, climbing to 0.19% after 10 minutes: the market equivalent of a polite golf clap. DOGE mirrored this with a 0.09% to 0.24% creep, proving even meme coins can feign dignity. GORK, ever the contrarian, dipped 0.62% after 5 minutes before a partial recovery, because why follow the herd? Volatility was tame compared to Musk's usual tweet storms—no double-digit swings, just the crypto market pretending it isn’t waiting for his next meme. The real shocker: the most impactful thing Musk did today was nothing at all. How revolutionary.