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📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $3,698.70

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$3,701.56
+2.86 (+0.08%)
5 min
$3,719.38
+20.68 (+0.56%)
10 min
$3,714.97
+16.27 (+0.44%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.21

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.205710
+0.0₃129 (+0.06%)
5 min
$0.206360
+0.0₃779 (+0.38%)
10 min
$0.206010
+0.0₃429 (+0.21%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.006784
+0.0₄2 (+0.30%)
5 min
$0.006814
+0.0₄499 (+0.74%)
10 min
$0.006824
+0.0₄6 (+0.89%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's "None" post proves that even silence can move markets, albeit barely. ETH saw a modest uptick: 0.08% in 1 minute, 0.56% in 5 minutes, then cooled to 0.44% by 10 minutes. DOGE and GORK barely twitched, with sub-1% moves that suggest traders were more bored than inspired. Volatility was tame compared to Musk's usual chaos—no wild swings, just the crypto equivalent of a shrug. Historical context is nonexistent, because apparently even the market archives couldn’t be bothered to record such thrilling non-events. The irony? A post literally about nothing still managed to generate more action than most corporate earnings calls.