📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $3,699.45

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$3,697.77
-1.680 (-0.05%)
5 min
$3,696.53
-2.920 (-0.08%)
10 min
$3,701.42
+1.97 (+0.05%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.21

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.205570
-0.0₄3 (-0.01%)
5 min
$0.205540
-0.0₄6 (-0.03%)
10 min
$0.205690
+0.0₄9 (+0.04%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.006821
-0.0₅7 (-0.10%)
5 min
$0.006790
-0.0₄379 (-0.56%)
10 min
$0.006770
-0.0₄579 (-0.85%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's profound silence on this occasion sent shockwaves through the market, if by shockwaves you mean barely perceptible ripples. ETH wobbled like a drowsy tightrope walker: down 0.05% in 1 minute, down 0.08% in 5, then a heroic 0.05% recovery by minute 10. DOGE mirrored the excitement of watching paint dry, with moves so small they’d need a microscope: 0.01% down, 0.03% down, then 0.04% up. GORK, ever the drama queen, plunged 0.10%, then 0.56%, then 0.85%—a veritable rollercoaster for ants. Volatility was so tame it could’ve been mistaken for a nap, with no historical precedent because apparently even Musk’s silence is unprecedented. The market’s reaction to nothing proves that sometimes, the loudest statement is the one not made. Or maybe everyone just blinked and missed it.