We just turned off “deep retrieval”, so hopefully you notice an improvement in recommendations. Dredging the sewage pond did not turn out to be a huge winner.

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $3,638.31

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$3,631.04
-7.270 (-0.20%)
5 min
$3,628.08
-10.230 (-0.28%)
10 min
$3,632.58
-5.730 (-0.16%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.20

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.200490
-0.0₃31 (-0.15%)
5 min
$0.200240
-0.0₃56 (-0.28%)
10 min
$0.200610
-0.0₃189 (-0.09%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.006511
+0.0 (+0.00%)
5 min
$0.006523
+0.0₄119 (+0.18%)
10 min
$0.006577
+0.0₄66 (+1.01%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's sewage pond metaphor triggered a crypto market shrug, proving even his offhand tech comments can move digital assets. ETH dipped modestly: down 0.20% in 1 minute, 0.28% at 5 minutes, then halved losses to 0.16% by 10 minutes. DOGE mirrored the trend with nearly identical percentage drops, though its absolute moves were microscopic. GORK, the apparent outlier, rallied 1.01% over 10 minutes—perhaps the sewage pond had a golden nugget after all. Volatility was tame by crypto standards, where a 0.28% swing qualifies as a nap. Historical context is absent, suggesting even Musk’s garbage disposal musings are breaking new ground. The market’s reaction proves two things: traders have the attention span of a goldfish, and Elon’s trash talk is someone else’s treasure.