📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $3,606.95

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$3,611.95
+5.00 (+0.14%)
5 min
$3,618.21
+11.26 (+0.31%)
10 min
$3,616.21
+9.26 (+0.26%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.20

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.202180
+0.0₃239 (+0.12%)
5 min
$0.202570
+0.0₃629 (+0.31%)
10 min
$0.202210
+0.0₃269 (+0.13%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.006791
+0.0₄249 (+0.37%)
5 min
$0.006801
+0.0₄349 (+0.52%)
10 min
$0.006767
+0.0₆999 (+0.01%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's profound silence speaks louder than his usual tweets, sparking a market reaction that's more shrug than shock. ETH edged up 0.14% in the first minute, climbing to 0.31% after five minutes before settling at 0.26% over ten minutes: a yawn masquerading as a rally. DOGE and GORK followed suit with similarly sleepy gains, barely registering beyond statistical noise. Volatility here is less "rollercoaster" and more "rocking chair," with movements so tame they’d make a bond trader blush. Historical context is absent, but then again, so was any actual content. The market’s reaction to nothing proves that even Elon’s absence can be monetized, albeit barely.