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📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $3,634.64

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$3,626.66
-7.980 (-0.22%)
5 min
$3,609.43
-25.210 (-0.69%)
10 min
$3,614.29
-20.350 (-0.56%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.20

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.203060
-0.0₃93 (-0.46%)
5 min
$0.201960
-0.002 (-1.00%)
10 min
$0.202400
-0.002 (-0.78%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.006798
+0.0₅4 (+0.06%)
5 min
$0.006763
-0.0₄309 (-0.46%)
10 min
$0.006773
-0.0₄209 (-0.31%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's cryptic "rose rose None" post sent crypto markets into a mild existential crisis rather than a frenzy. ETH dipped steadily: down 0.22% in 1 minute, 0.69% in 5 minutes, then slightly recovered to -0.56% at 10 minutes. DOGE mirrored the trend with sharper drops: -0.46% (1min), -1.00% (5min), -0.78% (10min). GORK, ever the contrarian, briefly rose 0.06% before joining the retreat at -0.46% (5min) and -0.31% (10min). Volatility was tame compared to Musk’s usual market-moving antics—no double-digit swings, just the crypto equivalent of a confused shrug. The real mystery isn’t the post’s meaning but why anyone expected coherence to begin with.