📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $3,670.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$3,662.92
-7.080 (-0.19%)
5 min
$3,663.55
-6.450 (-0.18%)
10 min
$3,653.49
-16.510 (-0.45%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.21

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.206570
-0.0₃509 (-0.25%)
5 min
$0.206580
-0.0₃499 (-0.24%)
10 min
$0.206090
-0.0₃989 (-0.48%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.006883
+0.0₄259 (+0.38%)
5 min
$0.006882
+0.0₄249 (+0.36%)
10 min
$0.006885
+0.0₄279 (+0.41%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's profound silence speaks volumes, proving once again that even his absence moves markets. ETH dipped modestly: down 0.19% in 1 minute, 0.18% over 5 minutes, and 0.45% after 10 minutes. DOGE mirrored the trend with 0.25%, 0.24%, and 0.48% declines. Meanwhile, GORK defied gravity with gains of 0.38%, 0.36%, and 0.41%—perhaps the only asset that thrives on existential voids. Volatility was tame by crypto standards, where a 0.5% swing is basically a flatline. Historically, Musk's "None" post is uncharted territory, leaving analysts to wonder if this was a glitch or a Zen koan. The market's reaction to nothingness suggests traders have reached peak sensitivity: when silence triggers more action than words, we’ve officially entered the era of performance art investing.