📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $3,496.34

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$3,491.11
-5.230 (-0.15%)
5 min
$3,494.55
-1.790 (-0.05%)
10 min
$3,495.88
-0.460 (-0.01%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.20

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.199380
-0.0₃349 (-0.18%)
5 min
$0.199670
-0.0₄6 (-0.03%)
10 min
$0.199870
+0.0₃14 (+0.07%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.006664
-0.0₄21 (-0.31%)
5 min
$0.006677
-0.0₅8 (-0.12%)
10 min
$0.006692
+0.0₅7 (+0.10%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's profound silence speaks volumes, triggering a cascade of micro-panics across crypto markets. ETH dipped 0.15% in the first minute, then stabilized to a mere 0.01% drop over 10 minutes: the digital equivalent of a shrug. DOGE wobbled 0.18% downward initially, only to claw back a 0.07% gain, proving even meme coins get bored of non-news. GORK, the token nobody Googles, mirrored this with a 0.31% knee-jerk drop before rebounding half-heartedly. Volatility here is less "market frenzy" and more "sleepwalker bumping into furniture." Compared to Musk's usual tweet storms, this reaction is downright monastic. Nothing says "efficient markets" like algorithms trading on the absence of a tweet.