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📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $3,482.69

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$3,485.90
+3.21 (+0.09%)
5 min
$3,477.20
-5.490 (-0.16%)
10 min
$3,481.78
-0.910 (-0.03%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.20

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.198150
+0.0₃119 (+0.06%)
5 min
$0.197280
-0.0₃75 (-0.38%)
10 min
$0.197720
-0.0₃31 (-0.16%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.006920
+0.0₄4 (+0.58%)
5 min
$0.006876
-0.0₅399 (-0.06%)
10 min
$0.006866
-0.0₄14 (-0.20%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's post containing absolutely nothing managed to stir more market activity than a caffeine-deprived trader on a Monday morning. ETH: Initial 1-minute pop of +0.09% quickly fizzled into a -0.16% drop over 5 minutes, settling at a barely noticeable -0.03% after 10 minutes. DOGE: A heroic +0.06% gain in the first minute was swiftly humbled by a -0.38% retreat, while GORK’s fleeting +0.58% surge evaporated into a -0.20% decline. Volatility was tame compared to Musk’s usual headline antics, resembling a sleepy pond rather than his typical tsunami of chaos. The markets reacted to nothing with something, proving once again that even silence from Elon is louder than most people’s loudest thoughts.