📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $3,490.50

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$3,496.77
+6.27 (+0.18%)
5 min
$3,494.96
+4.46 (+0.13%)
10 min
$3,484.92
-5.580 (-0.16%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.20

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.198450
+0.0₃639 (+0.32%)
5 min
$0.198290
+0.0₃479 (+0.24%)
10 min
$0.197790
-0.0₄2 (-0.01%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.006986
+0.0₅499 (+0.07%)
5 min
$0.007004
+0.0₄229 (+0.33%)
10 min
$0.006983
+0.0₅199 (+0.03%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's profound silence on this occasion moved markets more than most CEOs do with entire earnings calls. ETH: Initial 1-minute pop of +0.18% faded to -0.16% after 10 minutes, proving even crypto traders get bored waiting for substance. DOGE: A thrilling +0.32% surge in the first minute evaporated to -0.01%, because nothing says volatility like a meme coin reacting to nothing. GORK: The token no one owns somehow managed a +0.33% gain, which says more about liquidity than Musk's influence. Volatility here was tame by crypto standards, where double-digit swings are considered a slow Tuesday. Historically, Musk's tweets move needles more than this, but today the market decided to yawn instead. The real shocker: the most stable thing in crypto today was a billionaire's restraint.