📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $3,465.18

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$3,466.26
+1.08 (+0.03%)
5 min
$3,467.87
+2.69 (+0.08%)
10 min
$3,469.37
+4.19 (+0.12%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.20

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.196900
+0.0₄699 (+0.04%)
5 min
$0.197200
+0.0₃369 (+0.19%)
10 min
$0.197850
+0.001 (+0.52%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.006980
-0.0₅499 (-0.07%)
5 min
$0.006981
-0.0₅399 (-0.06%)
10 min
$0.006974
-0.0₄109 (-0.16%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's post containing absolutely nothing somehow managed to move markets more than most corporate earnings reports. ETH inched up 0.03% in the first minute, climbing to 0.12% after 10 minutes: a thrilling rollercoaster for those who enjoy watching paint dry. DOGE outperformed with a 0.52% surge over 10 minutes, proving once again that it thrives on vibes rather than substance. GORK, perhaps confused by the lack of content, dipped 0.16%—because even nothingness has its losers. Volatility here was tame compared to Musk’s usual antics, where a single meme can send assets soaring or cratering by double digits. Today’s reaction was more like a polite golf clap than the usual circus. The markets have reached peak efficiency: they now price in the existential void.