📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $3,525.56

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$3,528.57
+3.01 (+0.09%)
5 min
$3,529.30
+3.74 (+0.11%)
10 min
$3,525.50
-0.060 (0.00%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.20

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.202990
+0.0₃34 (+0.17%)
5 min
$0.202890
+0.0₃239 (+0.12%)
10 min
$0.202660
+0.0₄1 (+0.00%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.006510
-0.0₄159 (-0.25%)
5 min
$0.006514
-0.0₄119 (-0.18%)
10 min
$0.006520
-0.0₅599 (-0.09%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's profound silence speaks volumes, moving markets with the weight of a feather. ETH: Initial excitement fizzled fast, up 0.09% in 1 minute, peaking at 0.11% by 5 minutes, then flatlining with a 0.00% drop at 10 minutes. DOGE: A heroic 0.17% surge in 1 minute, fading to 0.12% by 5 minutes, and ultimately achieving perfect equilibrium at 0.00%. GORK: The contrarian, down 0.25% immediately, then gently recovering to a mere 0.09% loss. Volatility was a whisper compared to Musk's usual hurricane of influence, proving even his absence can't escape the market's desperate need for drama. The irony: a post about nothing somehow still managed to be overanalyzed.