What happened to the vaunted British navy?

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Mario Nawfal
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🇷🇺 THE ROYAL NAVY’S GOT 9 SHIPS. RUSSIA’S BUILDING A FLEET… While everyone was watching Russia’s tanks roll into Ukraine, Russia’s also been quietly cranking out warships like it’s running a military Costco. Since 2011, Russia has built 27 submarines, 6 big frigates, 9 x.com/MarioNawfal/st…

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $1,795.19

Time after posted
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1 min
$1,795.61
+0.420 (+0.02%)
5 min
$1,796.69
+1.50 (+0.08%)
10 min
$1,795.32
+0.130 (+0.01%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.17

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$0.170510
+0.0₄799 (+0.05%)
5 min
$0.170750
+0.0₃32 (+0.19%)
10 min
$0.170530
+0.0₄999 (+0.06%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Gorklon Rust's post triggered the kind of market reaction usually reserved for a snooze button. ETH saw a fleeting 0.02% bump in the first minute, peaking at 0.08% over five minutes before fizzling to 0.01% by the ten-minute mark: a classic case of crypto traders pretending to care about geopolitics. DOGE’s "movement" was even more thrilling, with a 0.19% five-minute gain that could barely buy a stick of gum. Volatility here was less "Black Swan" and more "pigeon landing on a windowsill"—historically, these moves are background noise compared to the usual crypto circus. Nothing says "efficient markets" like digital assets twitching at a submarine count while ignoring the actual ocean of macroeconomic risks.