Where's my reparations?

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $3,845.39

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$3,852.16
+6.77 (+0.18%)
5 min
$3,856.54
+11.15 (+0.29%)
10 min
$3,852.47
+7.08 (+0.18%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.24

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.242930
+0.0₃4 (+0.16%)
5 min
$0.243030
+0.0₃5 (+0.21%)
10 min
$0.242840
+0.0₃31 (+0.13%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.006928
+0.0₄259 (+0.38%)
5 min
$0.006931
+0.0₄289 (+0.42%)
10 min
$0.006921
+0.0₄189 (+0.28%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest crypto musings proved more of a gentle nudge than a seismic shock. ETH saw modest gains: up 0.18% in 1 minute, 0.29% in 5, then settling at 0.18% after 10 minutes. DOGE and GORK barely twitched, with moves under 0.5% across all timeframes—hardly the stuff of memecord legends. Compared to his June 2025 post about "bankrupting america," which triggered slight ETH dips and DOGE wobbles, this was a snooze fest. Volatility? More like a nap in a hammock. Nothing says "market-moving genius" like a tweet that leaves crypto prices as confused as the meaning of "reparations" in this context.

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