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📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $3,843.45

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$3,848.67
+5.22 (+0.14%)
5 min
$3,855.70
+12.25 (+0.32%)
10 min
$3,845.39
+1.94 (+0.05%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.24

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.242610
+0.0₃589 (+0.24%)
5 min
$0.242980
+0.0₃959 (+0.40%)
10 min
$0.242530
+0.0₃509 (+0.21%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.006787
+0.0₄179 (+0.27%)
5 min
$0.006839
+0.0₄699 (+1.03%)
10 min
$0.006911
+0.0₃141 (+2.10%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's post containing absolutely nothing somehow managed to move markets more than most corporate earnings reports. ETH saw a brief but erratic response: up 0.14% in 1 minute, peaking at 0.32% after 5 minutes, then collapsing to a mere 0.05% gain by 10 minutes. DOGE and GORK, ever the drama queens, posted fractional gains with no actual price movement, because crypto math is a beautiful lie. Volatility here was tame by crypto standards, where a 2% swing in GORK qualifies as a slow Tuesday. Historically, Musk's silence has been less impactful than his typos, but today the market decided to overinterpret the void. Nothing says efficient markets like assets reacting to a blank tweet with the enthusiasm of a dog chasing its own tail.