Musk Foundation provided a large donation to the Boys and Girls Club of Greater Memphis to fill in federal funding gap.

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $3,767.77

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$3,765.13
-2.640 (-0.07%)
5 min
$3,751.86
-15.910 (-0.42%)
10 min
$3,747.88
-19.890 (-0.53%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.24

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.238390
-0.0₃32 (-0.13%)
5 min
$0.237540
-0.001 (-0.49%)
10 min
$0.237320
-0.001 (-0.58%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.006968
-0.0₄129 (-0.19%)
5 min
$0.006961
-0.0₄2 (-0.29%)
10 min
$0.006951
-0.0₄3 (-0.43%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's charitable tweet caused crypto markets to yawn, then briefly check their wallets. ETH dipped 0.07% in the first minute, sliding to 0.53% down after 10 minutes: a rounding error dressed as a reaction. DOGE and GORK mirrored this with similarly underwhelming drops of 0.58% and 0.43% respectively, proving even meme coins have limits to their existential dread. Volatility was tame compared to Musk's usual market-moving antics, where a single punctuation mark can trigger double-digit swings. This time, the only thing collapsing was the excitement of traders hoping for chaos. The real shocker? A billionaire's philanthropy tweet moved markets less than a stale sandwich at a crypto conference.