📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $3,659.99

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$3,656.62
-3.370 (-0.09%)
5 min
$3,662.23
+2.24 (+0.06%)
10 min
$3,666.00
+6.01 (+0.16%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.27

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.266570
+0.0₃409 (+0.15%)
5 min
$0.266630
+0.0₃469 (+0.18%)
10 min
$0.266040
-0.0₃12 (-0.05%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.007032
+0.0₅499 (+0.07%)
5 min
$0.007033
+0.0₅599 (+0.09%)
10 min
$0.007005
-0.0₄22 (-0.31%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's post of "None" somehow managed to move markets more than a politician's promise. ETH dipped 0.09% in the first minute, then rallied 0.06% and 0.16% over 5 and 10 minutes: a rollercoaster for the emotionally invested. DOGE wobbled between 0.15% gains and 0.05% losses, proving even meme coins have commitment issues. GORK, the token nobody Googled, peaked at 0.09% before crashing 0.31%: a tragicomedy in three acts. Volatility here is milder than a crypto winter Tuesday, but still absurd given the catalyst was literally nothing. The markets have spoken: Elon's silence is louder than most CEOs' earnings calls.