📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $3,792.57

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$3,802.19
+9.62 (+0.25%)
5 min
$3,811.00
+18.43 (+0.49%)
10 min
$3,797.91
+5.34 (+0.14%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.28

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.276730
-0.0₃26 (-0.09%)
5 min
$0.277580
+0.0₃589 (+0.21%)
10 min
$0.275340
-0.002 (-0.60%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.007726
+0.0₄18 (+0.23%)
5 min
$0.007717
+0.0₅9 (+0.12%)
10 min
$0.007701
-0.0₅699 (-0.09%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's profound silence speaks volumes, proving once again that even his absence moves markets. ETH: Initial 1-minute pop of 0.25% fizzled to 0.14% after 10 minutes, showcasing the classic crypto adrenaline rush and subsequent nap. DOGE: A rollercoaster of insignificance, swinging from -0.09% to +0.21% before settling at -0.60%, because why not. GORK: The token nobody asked for mirrored the excitement of watching paint dry, with a 0.23% uptick that evaporated into -0.09%. Volatility here is tame compared to Musk’s usual wordplay-induced chaos, suggesting traders might finally be learning—or just napping. Nothing says "market efficiency" like assets twitching because a billionaire didn’t type anything.