📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $3,784.86

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$3,793.64
+8.78 (+0.23%)
5 min
$3,799.86
+15.00 (+0.40%)
10 min
$3,807.50
+22.64 (+0.60%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.27

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.276790
+0.002 (+0.71%)
5 min
$0.276220
+0.001 (+0.51%)
10 min
$0.277520
+0.003 (+0.98%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.007706
+0.0₅3 (+0.04%)
5 min
$0.007726
+0.0₄23 (+0.30%)
10 min
$0.007691
-0.0₄119 (-0.16%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's cryptic "None" post proves once again that silence speaks louder than words in crypto markets. ETH saw steady gains: up 0.23% in 1 minute, 0.40% in 5, and 0.60% in 10, suggesting traders interpreted nothing as something bullish. DOGE bounced erratically: 0.71% up in 1 minute, then 0.51% in 5, before spiking 0.98% in 10, showcasing its trademark volatility. GORK barely moved, with a negligible 0.04% rise in 1 minute, 0.30% in 5, then a 0.16% dip in 10, as if the market collectively shrugged. Compared to historical norms, this reaction is tame—no wild 10% swings, just the usual crypto theater of overanalyzing randomness. Nothing says "efficient markets" like prices jumping because a billionaire tweeted the word for absence.