We need to validate that improvements for Austin don’t cause regressions elsewhere. For Europe and China, we are awaiting regulatory approval. Hopefully, soon

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📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $3,747.87

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$3,738.46
-9.410 (-0.25%)
5 min
$3,721.86
-26.010 (-0.69%)
10 min
$3,697.38
-50.490 (-1.35%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.27

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.269500
-0.001 (-0.41%)
5 min
$0.266560
-0.004 (-1.50%)
10 min
$0.263520
-0.007 (-2.62%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.007266
-0.0₃138 (-1.86%)
5 min
$0.007149
-0.0₃255 (-3.44%)
10 min
$0.007121
-0.0₃283 (-3.82%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest crypto whisper sent digital assets into their usual performative slump. ETH dipped gently: down 0.25% in 1 minute, 0.69% in 5, and 1.35% in 10, as if the market collectively sighed and shuffled its feet. DOGE, ever the drama queen, fell harder: 0.41%, then 1.50%, then 2.62%, like a dog chasing its tail but forgetting why. GORK, the obscure cousin, led the drop with 1.86%, 3.44%, and 3.82%, proving once again that obscurity and volatility are cousins twice removed. Compared to historical norms, this was a mild tremor in the crypto circus—no headlines, no panic, just the usual Pavlovian response to Musk’s keyboard. Nothing says "market efficiency" like double-digit percentage swings because someone mentioned regulatory approval with crossed fingers.