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📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $3,665.67

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$3,671.44
+5.77 (+0.16%)
5 min
$3,681.64
+15.97 (+0.44%)
10 min
$3,687.71
+22.04 (+0.60%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.25

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.251960
+0.0₃379 (+0.15%)
5 min
$0.252430
+0.0₃849 (+0.34%)
10 min
$0.252620
+0.001 (+0.41%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.007641
+0.0 (+0.00%)
5 min
$0.007688
+0.0₄47 (+0.62%)
10 min
$0.007735
+0.0₄939 (+1.23%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's silence speaks louder than his tweets, sparking modest but measurable market movements. ETH saw a gradual climb: up 0.16% in 1 minute, 0.44% in 5, and 0.60% in 10, suggesting cautious optimism among traders. DOGE and GORK followed with microscopic gains, though GORK's delayed 1.23% spike in 10 minutes hints at either algorithmic mischief or someone finally noticing its existence. Volatility remains tame compared to Musk's usual tweet-induced chaos, where double-digit swings are the norm. This time, the market reacted as if Musk whispered sweet nothings to it—polite, but forgettable. The irony? A post about nothing moved markets more than most people's carefully crafted investment theses.