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📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $3,666.10

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$3,666.19
+0.090 (+0.00%)
5 min
$3,674.34
+8.24 (+0.22%)
10 min
$3,669.81
+3.71 (+0.10%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.25

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.251910
-0.0₃39 (-0.15%)
5 min
$0.252750
+0.0₃449 (+0.18%)
10 min
$0.252360
+0.0₄599 (+0.02%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.007656
+0.0₄189 (+0.25%)
5 min
$0.007668
+0.0₄31 (+0.41%)
10 min
$0.007662
+0.0₄25 (+0.33%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's post containing absolutely nothing managed to move markets more than most corporate earnings reports. ETH: Minimal initial reaction at +0.00% in 1 minute, then a modest +0.22% over 5 minutes before cooling to +0.10% at 10 minutes—volatility so tame it could be mistaken for a nap. DOGE: A brief -0.15% dip in the first minute, then a shaky recovery to +0.18% at 5 minutes, flatlining at +0.02% by 10 minutes—proof that even meme coins occasionally pretend to be serious. GORK: The clear "winner" with +0.25% at 1 minute, peaking at +0.41% by 5 minutes, and settling at +0.33%—because when Elon says nothing, obscure tokens thrive on the ambiguity. Historical context: No precedent for such profound silence, which somehow spawned more action than a typical Tuesday. The markets have spoken: Elon's void is louder than most CEOs' carefully crafted platitudes.