📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $3,586.12

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$3,590.27
+4.15 (+0.12%)
5 min
$3,594.42
+8.30 (+0.23%)
10 min
$3,593.36
+7.24 (+0.20%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.24

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.245640
+0.001 (+0.52%)
5 min
$0.246370
+0.002 (+0.82%)
10 min
$0.247470
+0.003 (+1.27%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.007709
+0.0₄599 (+0.78%)
5 min
$0.007747
+0.0₄98 (+1.28%)
10 min
$0.007721
+0.0₄72 (+0.94%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's silence speaks louder than words, proving even his absence can move markets. ETH edged up modestly: 0.12% in 1 minute, 0.23% in 5, then cooled to 0.20% by 10 minutes. DOGE and GORK, ever the drama queens, posted bigger percentage jumps despite zero absolute change—proof that crypto math remains an art, not a science. Volatility here is tame by crypto standards, where double-digit swings are breakfast. Today’s reaction is more "mild indigestion" than "full-blown frenzy." Nothing says "healthy market" like assets mooning because someone didn’t say anything. The future of finance is in good hands.