This will become normal in a few years

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DogeDesigner
@cb_doge

Optimus serving popcorn is the best thing you'll see on the internet today.

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📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $3,581.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$3,586.43
+5.43 (+0.15%)
5 min
$3,588.30
+7.30 (+0.20%)
10 min
$3,584.99
+3.99 (+0.11%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.24

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.243700
+0.0₃909 (+0.37%)
5 min
$0.244410
+0.002 (+0.67%)
10 min
$0.244580
+0.002 (+0.74%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.007673
+0.0₄33 (+0.43%)
5 min
$0.007662
+0.0₄22 (+0.29%)
10 min
$0.007656
+0.0₄159 (+0.21%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's popcorn-fueled robot musings triggered the crypto equivalent of a polite golf clap. ETH edged up 0.15% in the first minute, peaking at 0.20% after five minutes before settling at 0.11%: a caffeine-free espresso shot of volatility. DOGE and GORK wobbled between 0.21% and 0.74%, resembling a snoozing bulldog briefly twitching at a fly. Compared to past Musk-induced frenzies, this was less "Tesla Roadster to the moon" and more "Tesla owner parallel parking." The market’s reaction suggests even meme lords need stronger material when robots serve snacks. The real mystery is why a robot serving popcorn didn’t at least spike corn futures. Priorities, people.