That is the acid test

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $3,561.51

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$3,572.48
+10.97 (+0.31%)
5 min
$3,566.92
+5.41 (+0.15%)
10 min
$3,567.11
+5.60 (+0.16%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.24

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.235860
+0.0₃749 (+0.32%)
5 min
$0.235700
+0.0₃589 (+0.25%)
10 min
$0.235700
+0.0₃589 (+0.25%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.007394
-0.0₅499 (-0.07%)
5 min
$0.007384
-0.0₄15 (-0.20%)
10 min
$0.007369
-0.0₄3 (-0.41%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest cryptographic riddle triggered more market movement than a caffeinated trader on margin. ETH saw a quick 0.31% spike in the first minute, then cooled to 0.15% and 0.16% over 5 and 10 minutes: classic pump without the follow-through. DOGE mirrored this with 0.32% initially, then 0.25% twice, proving even meme coins take Musk’s musings seriously. GORK, however, dipped 0.07% to 0.41% over the same periods, suggesting the market’s patience for obscure tokens is thinner than a bull’s alibi. Volatility here was tame compared to Musk’s past tweet storms, where double-digit swings were the norm. This time, the reaction was more shrug than shock, as if traders finally realized not every Elon post comes with a Lamborghini giveaway. The real acid test? Whether anyone can explain why "None" moved markets at all. Spoiler: they can’t.