📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $3,617.50

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$3,611.38
-6.120 (-0.17%)
5 min
$3,613.21
-4.290 (-0.12%)
10 min
$3,616.61
-0.890 (-0.02%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.24

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.239460
-0.002 (-0.69%)
5 min
$0.240010
-0.001 (-0.46%)
10 min
$0.240540
-0.0₃59 (-0.24%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.008071
-0.0â‚„63 (-0.77%)
5 min
$0.008080
-0.0â‚„54 (-0.66%)
10 min
$0.008087
-0.0â‚„47 (-0.58%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's profound silence on this occasion sent shockwaves through the market, if by shockwaves you mean barely perceptible ripples. ETH dipped 0.17% in the first minute, then stabilized to a 0.02% drop after ten minutes: the crypto equivalent of a shrug. DOGE and GORK fared worse, with initial drops of 0.69% and 0.77% respectively, though both quickly remembered they were memecoins and slowed their descent. Volatility here was tame compared to Musk's usual market-moving antics, where a single tweet can swing prices by double digits. Today's reaction was less "Tesla earnings call" and more "forgotten microwave beep." The irony? A post about nothing had a measurable impact, proving once again that in crypto, even silence is somehow overvalued.