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📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $1,829.14

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$1,830.18
+1.04 (+0.06%)
5 min
$1,828.15
-0.990 (-0.05%)
10 min
$1,827.47
-1.670 (-0.09%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.17

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.172480
+0.0₃179 (+0.10%)
5 min
$0.172120
-0.0₃18 (-0.10%)
10 min
$0.171950
-0.0₃35 (-0.20%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Gorklon Rust's galactic wisdom sent markets into a gravitational pull of confusion. ETH: one-minute pop of 0.06% evaporated faster than a Jedi's patience, turning into a 0.09% drop over ten minutes. DOGE: a heroic 0.10% one-minute surge collapsed into a 0.20% retreat, proving even memes can't escape the dark side of volatility. Compared to historical norms, these moves are as meaningful as a stormtrooper's aim—technically movement, but hardly consequential. The Force clearly doesn’t include price stability in its teachings.