How to make a totally invisible plane

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $3,474.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$3,478.41
+4.40 (+0.13%)
5 min
$3,484.23
+10.22 (+0.29%)
10 min
$3,478.02
+4.01 (+0.12%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.22

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.217470
+0.0₃349 (+0.16%)
5 min
$0.218300
+0.001 (+0.54%)
10 min
$0.218180
+0.001 (+0.49%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.008321
-0.0₄49 (-0.59%)
5 min
$0.008330
-0.0₄4 (-0.48%)
10 min
$0.008310
-0.0₄6 (-0.72%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's cryptic plane post sent crypto markets on a joyride with all the predictability of a magic trick gone sideways. ETH wobbled upward: 1min (+0.13%), 5min (+0.29%), then gave back half its gains by 10min (+0.12%), like a hesitant trapeze artist. DOGE, ever the loyal sidekick, mirrored the act with tiny leaps: 1min (+0.16%), 5min (+0.54%), 10min (+0.49%), proving even meme coins respect the boss’s nonsense. GORK, the odd one out, dipped slightly each interval (1min -0.59%, 5min -0.48%, 10min -0.72%), perhaps offended by the lack of actual invisibility tech. Volatility was tame by crypto standards—no 20% swings, just the usual Musk-induced eyebrow raises. Historically, this ranks as a whisper compared to his Tesla or Twitter antics, but still enough to move needles. Nothing says modern finance like billionaires tweeting gibberish and traders pretending it’s a thesis.