Yeah, where is it?

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Mario Nawfal
@MarioNawfal

WHAT HAPPENED TO ALL THE EVIDENCE AGAINST EPSTEIN? The FBI's chain of custody for evidence is a meticulously documented process designed to ensure the integrity, authenticity, and admissibility of physical or digital items from the moment they are collected until they are

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📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $3,423.53

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$3,426.65
+3.12 (+0.09%)
5 min
$3,436.89
+13.36 (+0.39%)
10 min
$3,444.86
+21.33 (+0.62%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.21

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.210650
+0.0₃25 (+0.12%)
5 min
$0.211590
+0.001 (+0.57%)
10 min
$0.211490
+0.001 (+0.52%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.008341
-0.0₄32 (-0.38%)
5 min
$0.008323
-0.0₄499 (-0.60%)
10 min
$0.008423
+0.0₄499 (+0.60%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's Epstein-related musings triggered a crypto market reaction that was more shrug than shock. ETH saw a gradual climb: up 0.09% in 1 minute, 0.39% in 5, and 0.62% in 10, suggesting slow but steady interest from traders who apparently find conspiracy theories mildly bullish. DOGE barely twitched, with 0.12%, 0.57%, and 0.52% gains over the same periods, proving even meme coins have standards. GORK dipped initially (-0.38% in 1 minute, -0.60% in 5) before rebounding (+0.60% in 10), likely because no one knows what GORK is or why it should care about Epstein. Volatility was tame compared to Musk's usual market-moving antics, hinting that even crypto traders have limits to their attention spans. The real mystery here isn't Epstein's evidence—it's why anyone thought this post would move markets.