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📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $1,828.19

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$1,828.49
+0.300 (+0.02%)
5 min
$1,829.89
+1.70 (+0.09%)
10 min
$1,827.85
-0.340 (-0.02%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.17

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.172410
+0.0₄7 (+0.04%)
5 min
$0.172530
+0.0₃189 (+0.11%)
10 min
$0.172430
+0.0₄9 (+0.05%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's silence speaks louder than his tweets, but the market still twitches like a dog hearing a silent whistle. ETH showed a brief uptick: up 0.02% in 1 minute, 0.09% in 5, then a negligible 0.02% drop by 10 minutes—volatility so mild it could pass for a nap. DOGE barely budged: a 0.04% rise in 1 minute, 0.11% in 5, and a 0.05% crawl by 10 minutes, as if it couldn’t decide whether to humor the hype. Compared to past Musk-induced frenzies, this was less a rollercoaster and more a porch swing. The market’s reaction to nothing proves even absence can be a catalyst—or at least an excuse to pretend something happened.