Customizable companions coming

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $3,165.52

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$3,166.33
+0.810 (+0.03%)
5 min
$3,168.32
+2.80 (+0.09%)
10 min
$3,172.39
+6.87 (+0.22%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.20

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.202810
+0.0₃299 (+0.15%)
5 min
$0.202560
+0.0₄499 (+0.02%)
10 min
$0.202750
+0.0₃24 (+0.12%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.008494
-0.0₅6 (-0.07%)
5 min
$0.008454
-0.0₄46 (-0.54%)
10 min
$0.008449
-0.0₄51 (-0.60%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest cryptic tweet proves once again that markets will react to anything, even if it reads like a chatbot's fever dream. ETH saw a modest uptick: +0.03% in 1 minute, +0.09% in 5, and +0.22% in 10, a far cry from the +0.44% to +0.72% surge triggered by last year's slightly more coherent "companions" announcement. DOGE wobbled aimlessly with sub-0.2% moves, while GORK continued its tradition of doing the opposite of whatever logic suggests, dipping -0.07% to -0.60%. Volatility here is tame compared to historical Musk-driven swings, suggesting even crypto traders have limits to their credulity. Nothing says "efficient markets" like algorithms parsing grammatical chaos for trading signals.

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