What should we name our male

@grok companion?

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $3,164.49

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$3,168.06
+3.57 (+0.11%)
5 min
$3,166.19
+1.70 (+0.05%)
10 min
$3,171.46
+6.97 (+0.22%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.20

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.200610
+0.0₃45 (+0.22%)
5 min
$0.200440
+0.0₃28 (+0.14%)
10 min
$0.200900
+0.0₃739 (+0.37%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.007859
+0.0₄289 (+0.37%)
5 min
$0.007882
+0.0₄519 (+0.66%)
10 min
$0.007920
+0.0₄899 (+1.15%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest cryptic tweet proves once again that the market will cling to any shred of his attention, no matter how nonsensical. ETH saw a modest 0.22% climb over 10 minutes, barely a blip compared to its usual volatility, while DOGE and GORK edged up 0.37% and 1.15% respectively—tiny moves that only look meaningful when you squint. This is the kind of "volatility" that would make a bond trader yawn, but for crypto, it’s just another Tuesday. Nothing says efficient markets like a token named GORK surging because Elon mused about naming nothing.