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📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $3,163.43

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$3,163.63
+0.200 (+0.01%)
5 min
$3,163.66
+0.230 (+0.01%)
10 min
$3,164.77
+1.34 (+0.04%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.20

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.200100
-0.0₄1 (0.00%)
5 min
$0.200240
+0.0₃129 (+0.06%)
10 min
$0.200370
+0.0₃259 (+0.13%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.007818
+0.0₄5 (+0.64%)
5 min
$0.007831
+0.0₄629 (+0.81%)
10 min
$0.007908
+0.0₃14 (+1.80%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's post of "None" somehow managed to move markets more than most corporate earnings reports. ETH barely blinked: up 0.01% in 1 minute, clinging to a 0.04% gain after 10 minutes, as if it were politely applauding a mediocre joke. DOGE wobbled between flat and a thrilling 0.13% rise, proving even meme coins have standards. Meanwhile, GORK—because of course—leaped 1.8% in 10 minutes, because nothing says "rational market" like a token named after a sound effect. Volatility was tame by crypto standards, where "normal" often means double-digit swings before breakfast. This was less a rollercoaster and more a porch swing. The real mystery here isn't the market reaction—it's why anyone thought "None" was a tweet worth analyzing. Perhaps the algo traders were just bored.