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📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $3,169.99

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$3,167.67
-2.320 (-0.07%)
5 min
$3,166.19
-3.800 (-0.12%)
10 min
$3,163.92
-6.070 (-0.19%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.20

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.200040
+0.0₃429 (+0.22%)
5 min
$0.199710
+0.0₄999 (+0.05%)
10 min
$0.199810
+0.0₃199 (+0.10%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.007804
-0.0₄219 (-0.28%)
5 min
$0.007800
-0.0₄259 (-0.33%)
10 min
$0.007779
-0.0₄469 (-0.60%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's quantum mechanics pep talk sent crypto markets into a state of quantum superposition: mostly unchanged but theoretically fascinating. ETH dipped slightly: down 0.07% in 1 minute, 0.12% in 5, and 0.19% in 10, proving even Musk can't make Ethereum move meaningfully without a proper catalyst. DOGE wobbled like a confused Shiba Inu: up 0.22% initially, then barely positive, because memes defy logic. GORK slid gently downward, because obscure tokens always react to Musk posts like they were personally addressed to them. Volatility was tame compared to Musk's usual market-moving antics, suggesting even crypto traders have limits to their attention spans. The real quantum mechanics lesson here: observing Musk's tweets doesn't always collapse the market into a profitable state.

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