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📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $3,060.86

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$3,070.24
+9.38 (+0.31%)
5 min
$3,073.13
+12.27 (+0.40%)
10 min
$3,069.21
+8.35 (+0.27%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.21

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.207390
+0.0₃989 (+0.48%)
5 min
$0.207280
+0.0₃879 (+0.43%)
10 min
$0.206990
+0.0₃59 (+0.29%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.009152
+0.0₄74 (+0.82%)
5 min
$0.009169
+0.0₄91 (+1.00%)
10 min
$0.009160
+0.0₄82 (+0.90%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's silence speaks louder than his tweets, sparking modest but measurable market movements. ETH saw a steady climb: up 0.31% in 1 minute, 0.40% in 5, then cooling to 0.27% by 10 minutes, as if traders realized there was nothing to realize. DOGE and GORK posted fractional gains too, with GORK leading the pack at a blistering 1.00% over 5 minutes, proving even crypto’s fringe players can ride the coattails of nothingness. Volatility was tame by Musk-standard chaos, more like a gentle breeze than the usual hurricane. Historically, his "None" post is a first, leaving analysts to ponder whether this was a glitch or a masterclass in anti-marketing. The market moved because it assumed Elon meant something, which is both hilarious and tragically predictable.