📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $3,048.66

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$3,045.30
-3.360 (-0.11%)
5 min
$3,047.73
-0.930 (-0.03%)
10 min
$3,049.24
+0.580 (+0.02%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.21

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.208810
-0.0₃29 (-0.14%)
5 min
$0.208680
-0.0₃42 (-0.20%)
10 min
$0.209730
+0.0₃629 (+0.30%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.009272
-0.0₃141 (-1.51%)
5 min
$0.009374
-0.0₄4 (-0.42%)
10 min
$0.009419
+0.0₅499 (+0.05%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's profound silence on this occasion sent shockwaves through the market, if by shockwaves you mean barely perceptible ripples. ETH wobbled like a drowsy tightrope walker: down 0.11% in 1 minute, down 0.03% in 5, then a heroic 0.02% recovery by 10 minutes. DOGE mirrored this existential uncertainty with a 0.14% dip, 0.20% slide, then a 0.30% rebound—proof that even memes need coffee to decide their direction. GORK, ever the drama queen, plunged 1.51% immediately before remembering it had no reason to panic. Volatility here was less "wild ride" and more "slightly agitated hammock." Compared to Musk’s usual tweet-induced tsunamis, this was the financial equivalent of a shrug. Nothing says market efficiency like triple-digit percentage moves off a man not even bothering to type a single word.