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📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $1,830.40

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$1,832.43
+2.03 (+0.11%)
5 min
$1,829.57
-0.830 (-0.05%)
10 min
$1,828.32
-2.080 (-0.11%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.17

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.174250
+0.0₄399 (+0.02%)
5 min
$0.173770
-0.0₃439 (-0.25%)
10 min
$0.173600
-0.0₃609 (-0.35%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's silence speaks louder than his tweets, for once. ETH saw a fleeting 0.11% spike in the first minute, only to give it all back and then some: down 0.05% at 5 minutes and 0.11% at 10. DOGE, ever the drama queen, barely twitched at first (+0.02%) before sliding 0.25% and 0.35% over the same intervals. Volatility here is a snooze compared to Musk’s usual market-moving antics—these swings wouldn’t even register as noise in the average meme-stock tantrum. The market’s reaction to nothing proves that sometimes, the loudest sound is the absence of a tweet.