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Tetsuo
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Download Grok4 from the Apple App Store it has video and voice mode!

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,954.87

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,958.18
+3.31 (+0.11%)
5 min
$2,959.37
+4.50 (+0.15%)
10 min
$2,963.99
+9.12 (+0.31%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.20

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.199100
+0.0₃359 (+0.18%)
5 min
$0.199560
+0.0₃819 (+0.41%)
10 min
$0.199500
+0.0₃76 (+0.38%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.008147
+0.0₅4 (+0.05%)
5 min
$0.008178
+0.0₄35 (+0.43%)
10 min
$0.008142
-0.0₆999 (-0.01%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest crypto shilling attempt had the market moving like a caffeinated sloth: technically in motion, but hardly groundbreaking. ETH saw modest gains: +0.11% in 1 minute, +0.15% in 5, +0.31% in 10, while DOGE wobbled between +0.18% and +0.41%. GORK, the supposed star of the show, flatlined with a pathetic -0.01% after 10 minutes. Volatility was tame compared to historical tantrums: the May 15 "vision" post sent ETH down -0.79% in a minute, while a July 12 voice mode boast barely moved the needle. This time, the reaction was lukewarm, like a microwave reheating leftovers for the third time. The irony? Musk’s hype machine now moves crypto less than a grandma at a bingo hall. Either the market’s wise to the game, or Grok’s magic is about as convincing as a dollar store magician.

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