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📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,955.68

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,956.68
+1.000 (+0.03%)
5 min
$2,955.03
-0.650 (-0.02%)
10 min
$2,953.59
-2.090 (-0.07%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.20

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.201110
-0.0₃159 (-0.08%)
5 min
$0.200620
-0.0₃65 (-0.32%)
10 min
$0.200100
-0.001 (-0.58%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.008880
-0.0₄159 (-0.18%)
5 min
$0.008862
-0.0₄339 (-0.38%)
10 min
$0.008879
-0.0₄169 (-0.19%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest cryptic tweet proved once again that the market reacts first and asks questions never. ETH showed a fleeting 0.03% uptick in the first minute, then slid 0.07% over ten minutes, a stark contrast to the 0.11% gain after his similar May 4th post. DOGE mirrored its usual sensitivity, dropping 0.58% this time versus a 0.11% rise historically, as if the meme coin collectively sighed at the lack of fresh material. GORK, ever the enigma, wobbled aimlessly like a drunk intern at a blockchain conference. Volatility remains tame by Muskian standards, suggesting even crypto traders are growing numb to his brand of performative ambiguity. The real mystery isn’t the tweet’s meaning, but why anyone still expects one.

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