Some more cool

@grok features coming out this weekend

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,980.42

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,982.62
+2.20 (+0.07%)
5 min
$2,984.26
+3.84 (+0.13%)
10 min
$2,984.00
+3.58 (+0.12%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.20

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.197270
+0.0₄6 (+0.03%)
5 min
$0.197520
+0.0₃31 (+0.16%)
10 min
$0.197700
+0.0₃489 (+0.25%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.010515
-0.0₄51 (-0.48%)
5 min
$0.010542
-0.0₄24 (-0.23%)
10 min
$0.010530
-0.0₄36 (-0.34%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest cryptic tweet proves once again that markets will cling to even the vaguest whiff of "cool features." ETH inched up 0.07% in the first minute, peaking at 0.13% after five minutes, while DOGE managed a heroic 0.03% to 0.25% climb—proof that even a non-announcement can move the needle. GORK, ever the contrarian, dipped 0.48% initially, as if to remind everyone not every altcoin gets a participation trophy. Compared to the May 15 post with a 41.77% similarity score, this reaction was milder: ETH dropped slightly back then, and DOGE bled 0.58% over ten minutes. Today’s "rally" suggests traders have either grown wiser or more desperate. Nothing says efficient markets like a token named GORK tanking because Elon forgot to mention it between "cool" and "features."

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