📈 Market Reaction:

🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's silence speaks louder than his tweets, but the market still twitched like a dog hearing a silent whistle. ETH: Initial 1-minute pop of 0.04% quickly deflated, down 0.05% and 0.04% over 5 and 10 minutes—like a balloon with a slow leak at a party nobody attended. DOGE: Apathetic 0.22% 1-minute blip faded to 0.10% and 0.09%, proving even meme coins need more than existential dread to move the needle. Volatility was milder than a librarian’s shush, especially for DOGE, which usually reacts to Musk’s grocery lists. ETH’s non-reaction suggests traders now reserve their adrenaline for actual news—or at least coherent sentences. The market’s Pavlovian response to Musk has downgraded from a bark to a whimper: perhaps the dog has finally learned the bell doesn’t always mean dinner.