📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,951.29

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,950.95
-0.340 (-0.01%)
5 min
$2,949.85
-1.440 (-0.05%)
10 min
$2,951.35
+0.060 (+0.00%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.20

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.194770
-0.0₃299 (-0.15%)
5 min
$0.195340
+0.0₃27 (+0.14%)
10 min
$0.195130
+0.0₄6 (+0.03%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.010277
-0.0₄709 (-0.69%)
5 min
$0.010289
-0.0₄59 (-0.57%)
10 min
$0.010198
-0.0₃149 (-1.45%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's profound silence speaks volumes, moving markets with the gravitational pull of a black hole made of nothingness. ETH barely flinched: down 0.01% in 1 minute, 0.05% in 5, then a heroic 0.00% rebound by 10 minutes. DOGE wobbled like a confused puppy: down 0.15%, up 0.14%, then a tentative 0.03% gain. GORK, the perpetual underdog, took the hardest hit: down 0.69%, 0.57%, then a tragic 1.45% slide. Volatility here is less "market frenzy" and more "sleepwalking through a hedge maze"—historically unremarkable, yet somehow still a spectacle. Nothing says "power of influence" like a billionaire's absence causing more action than his presence.