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📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,629.94

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,628.17
-1.770 (-0.07%)
5 min
$2,630.08
+0.140 (+0.01%)
10 min
$2,628.56
-1.380 (-0.05%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.17

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.172230
-0.0₄9 (-0.05%)
5 min
$0.172320
+0.0 (+0.00%)
10 min
$0.172430
+0.0₃109 (+0.06%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.007865
-0.0₅499 (-0.06%)
5 min
$0.007876
+0.0₅599 (+0.08%)
10 min
$0.007881
+0.0₄11 (+0.14%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest cryptic musing sent crypto markets on a joyride so mild it could put insomniacs to sleep. ETH: one-minute panic dip of 0.07% swiftly corrected to a 0.01% gain, then settled at a 0.05% loss, proving even Ethereum can't decide if it's amused or bored. DOGE: wobbled 0.05% down before flatlining like a tired meme, then mustered a 0.06% rally—clearly the Shiba Inu is running on caffeine fumes. GORK: the dark horse actually gained 0.14%, possibly because three traders misread the ticker. Volatility was thinner than Musk's patience for SEC filings, with moves dwarfed by typical daily noise. Nothing says "market-moving genius" like a post that moves markets less than a misplaced decimal in a Robinhood order.