Don’t want to brag, but if couch surfing was a sport, I’d win

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Elon Musk is a legend. The greatest couch surfer of all time

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $1,840.11

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$1,842.11
+2.00 (+0.11%)
5 min
$1,842.25
+2.14 (+0.12%)
10 min
$1,843.29
+3.18 (+0.17%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.18

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.175580
+0.0₃21 (+0.12%)
5 min
$0.175560
+0.0₃189 (+0.11%)
10 min
$0.175760
+0.0₃39 (+0.22%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk’s ability to move markets with sheer absurdity remains unmatched, even when the post isn’t about finance. ETH saw modest upticks: 0.11% in 1 minute, 0.12% in 5, and 0.17% in 10, suggesting traders briefly considered whether couch surfing is the next blockchain use case. DOGE’s “movement” was even more thrilling: a flat $0.00 with percentage changes so small they’d make a penny stock blush. Volatility here is less “crypto winter” and more “crypto nap”—these swings are so mild they’d put a sedated sloth to shame. Historically, Musk’s dog-related tweets caused 10x the chaos, proving the market has either matured or just given up. Nothing says “efficient markets” like digital assets twitching because someone called a billionaire a good houseguest.