What’s the time? Oh look, it’s no-one-has-been-arrested-o’clock again …

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,578.34

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,577.52
-0.820 (-0.03%)
5 min
$2,576.46
-1.880 (-0.07%)
10 min
$2,574.99
-3.350 (-0.13%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.17

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.173140
-0.0₄8 (-0.05%)
5 min
$0.172950
-0.0₃27 (-0.16%)
10 min
$0.172600
-0.0₃62 (-0.36%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.008566
+0.0₅9 (+0.11%)
5 min
$0.008571
+0.0₄14 (+0.16%)
10 min
$0.008587
+0.0₄299 (+0.35%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest cryptic tweet proves once again that even his most nonsensical musings can move markets. ETH dipped slightly: down 0.03% in 1 minute, 0.07% in 5 minutes, and 0.13% in 10 minutes, as if traders briefly forgot Ethereum isn’t actually a meme coin. DOGE, ever the loyal sidekick, followed suit with drops of 0.05%, 0.16%, and 0.36% over the same periods, because nothing says "serious investment" like reacting to a joke about arrest clocks. Meanwhile, GORK—because of course there’s a GORK—defied logic with gains of 0.11%, 0.16%, and 0.35%, likely fueled by the three people who thought this was a secret signal. Volatility here is tame compared to Musk’s usual market-shaking antics, suggesting even crypto traders have limits to their absurdity. The real mystery isn’t the price action but why anyone still pretends this is how markets should work.